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Do you ever take your mask off? – Becka
What would be a good gift to give my girlfriend for X-mas? – Paul Rose
Who would win in a one-on-one fight to the death? Pirate vs. ninja? Superman vs. Batman? Hank Venture vs. Dean Venture? – bigman3d
If you and your wife decided to see who’s the better predator, who would win? – Steven Robinson
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