Who would win in a one on one fight to the death. Pirate vs. Ninja? Superman vs. Batman? and Hank Venture vs. Dean Venture?
Pirate vs. Ninja: The ninja because the pirate would be too busy fighting off his panicked parrot to protect himself. Plus, ninjas have that whole stealth thing going for them. Odds lean slightly in the pirate’s favor if he spots the ninja first and has a cannon loaded.
Superman vs Batman: Superman would win the battle but Batman would ultimately win the eventual injury lawsuit since Bruce Wayne has more money than common sense.
Hank Venture vs Dean Venture: Hank…Dean? I don’t know those kids. Did I kill them somewhere?